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<HOTROD> Use TRUTH1223 for Choose the Fog business. DO NOT ASK GODKING. Who needs to CHANGE HIS HANDLE.

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[She would say this in person but her Vocaloiditis is still pretty bad.]

this is niina. my changes have started and i don't think i'm a shade.

i'm pretty sure i'm a robot

[ Things Niina will not know are happening before Marik is able to reply:

"The button with the MICROPHONE ON IT! TOUCH - THE BUTTON - WITH THE MICROPHONE - "
"Master Marik, I mustn't! The false god's pulses disturbed you and Master Richard so, I dare not approach the - "
"I BOUGHT YOU A STICK FOR THIS!"
"....Oh."

Shortly after, Marik gets the laptop's dictation function up and running and can communicate. No typy with giant fogdemon claws. ]

Simulacrum. Not bad.

[ AWESOME AS FUCCCCK ]

What changed?

[She agrees, to a degree. The future seems bright but her voice? Not cool right now.]

my vocal chords, as well as a reaction to those pulses. i was thinking simulacrum based on my reaction to those pulses.

[She's not going to explain that. That would be admitted weakness but she thinks it's obvious that robots would have bad reactions to stuff that messes up electricity.]

but mostly my voice currently sounds like a really badly tuned radio. i'm pretty sure that's the only monster that fits.

Edited 2021-11-08 04:36 (UTC)

[ ....That is SO MUCH LESS than Marik got for his first changes and he wants to file a report. He's not sure whether it should be a grievance or a thank-you note, because now that he has monster powers he thinks they're pretty sweet! Getting all the body mods at once, though? UGH. ]

I draw the same conclusion. Stay away from water and anything magnetized.

[ People like people who look out for them. It has seemed to work quite well on her so far. ]

Simulacrum's better than shade, all told. We'll eat different things. When you get the hunger, hunt with me.

[ They can probably get....three meals, if he finds a flesh-eater to complete a trio of Marik and Monsters Who Listen To Marik? Marik extracts the soul, puppets the body to perform any necessary tasks, then Niina kills the body for the energy and whoever the third person is has a nice microwaved dinner.

And Marik doesn't have to figure out body disposal because the whole thing gets consumed! SCORE. ]

[In a couple days, Niina's going to be crying in an alleyway about her changes. The EMPs are a mixed blessing.]

thanks. i'm trying to.

[She's impressed already.]

hunting together? isn't that dangerous?

[But she doesn't want to share!]